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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Have I Mentioned I Don't Like Dating??

So, we are just going to call this hanging out. I think it takes the pressure off the whole thing. So I met this wonderful guy and we went to dinner. We were both pretty nervous about it which in a way made me feel better that it wasn't just me feeling like a school girl with a crush. We talked to each other on our way to the restaurant which made it a little easier as well.

Dinner was for me, a little nerve racking. We were squished into a mini booth for two, which I hate. So I was uncomfortable sitting there. And I ordered something that turned out to be very messy, so I was self contious about eating. Which is so complete stupid. I don't him not to judge me on this one meal, cuz I am a girl who likes to eat. After dinner, we decided to go get coffee. Last night was a gorgeous Autumn evening. There was no wind, it was warm (warmer outside than inside Starbucks) so we sat outside and talked for two hours. About everything.

I drove him back to his car and we said goodnight with a nice warm hug. I liked that he's not the kind of guy to paw ya or try to stick his tongue down my throat cuz ACK. I'm not a fan of having my tonsils sucked out of my face. I was just left with the warm fuzzies.

On the way home I called my my friend, Rae to tell her how it went. She was supposed to call me before the date to make sure I was ok and she totally forgot about me cuz she's a SUCKASS biznotch. haha But she apologized profusely and promised to worship the ground I walk on from now on, so I forgive her.

I sent him a text to thank him for a really nice. Cuz I'm sweet like that. And he called me. haha We chatted some more. He tried to get me to tell him what I'd told Rae, but I played coy. He did the same about what he'd said to his sister. I did tell him that had we just gone to dinner, I don't think I would have thought we'd had the best date, but the coffee afterward and the talking is what made my night.

That's in it in a nutshell kids. I have someone new to spend some time with and I think I really like it.

posted by Autumn's Mom at 8:08 AM - 14 WTF!

 


Monday, September 24, 2007

I'm a Little MIA

Howdy y'all. I'm around. Just not as chatty as usual. I've had an interesting couple of weeks, yet nothing really to write about. Except that I have a date tonight.

Let's hope the third guy's a charm! I think he's very charming. I met him on eHarmony. Which I think is tons better then Yahoo Personals. I'm not lookin for a "hook up". Just someone who understands my situation and wants to hang out. I think I found it, and I will keep you posted.

Otherwise, I'm renaming this shit 50 First Dates: The Suckass guide to dating!

posted by Autumn's Mom at 11:06 AM - 7 WTF!

 


Friday, September 07, 2007

It's Friday, It's Friday!

AND we've got a birthday in da house. Well here at work. Sorry, it's no one you know. We shall be having german chocolate cake and going out to lunch for a greazy burger I hopes. Today is already lookin 10 times better than yesterday.

It went downhill from the shoo-ing incident. Although, your comments (yes, I mean YOU) made me feel so fucking special, thanks for that. Last night, we attended back to school night. And only 3 out of 5 teachers showed up. Nice huh? C'mon, I made the effort even though I didn't want to go. Back to school night, just makes me feel like I did in school. Like I'm there naked and I can't remember my class schedule. Autumn has a mix of old teachers, so old they tend to "misplace" your homework and new to the school teachers. One so excited about literature, he's going the theme out his room Harry Potter style. I think he's going to be my favorite teacher, cuz he made me giggle a lot. And you must know, even when I was flunking everything, I always passed literature class. Not that you'd know that about me today, but me in jr high/high school..that was me.

Autumn's last class is world history. Never one of my favorite subjects. I remember my first world history class was taught by our high school football coach. He was so military and uninspired. He taught strictly by the work, all papers had to have your name military style and the only movies we could watch were those that starred Charleton Heston. Please don't ask me why, I still don't know. Autumn's world history teacher, for the purposes of this blog we'll call Homer, was the only one that gave us a syllabus. Not that I was expecting that from any of them, but it impressed me that he did. They will be discovering Rome, medievel times and exploring different religions throughout the world. I'm not one of those religeous fanatics who gets all sucked up because they hear the word religion in a classroom. I actually find learning about different religions and the empires they formed fascinating. I'm thinking of taking his class once a week.

My hetero life mate dragged me home from school and plied me with chinese chicken salad and bread so that I'd watchd Big Brother with her. I ate. I watched. No, I'm still not into it. haha Boosted by the food and good company I decided to approach the EX about our living sitch. I keep running up against the same brick wall. I need to move on with my life and can't do it in the quicksand that is our house. He splained to me last night that he's given up on the house and we will need to sell it together after all. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

I tried to make it clear that I wouldn't be doing all the work on making this dump sellable. Told him what I thought we should focus on but reality is we will still be living there probably until spring. How depressing is that shit. My first reaction is to just cut and run. But that's not very adult. I'll tell ya though, it's my first reaction to everyfuckingthing in my life. I think when you do it even once when faced with a problem (which I have), it becomes a part of your DNA and never leaves. Oh well. Suck it up, Nancy.

Now you see why I'm so excited about some cake and greazy burgers.

posted by Autumn's Mom at 8:36 AM - 11 WTF!

 


Thursday, September 06, 2007

Slow Your Roll, Cracky

Ok, as my friend Cherry said (to me, not to you), now is not a good time to piss of Dot. I'm in a crappy mood. Got the PMS headache going on. I'm trying to mind my business and not cause myself any unnecessary cosmic grief. And I'm on my way back to work from lunch. And it goes a little something like this...

I live in a cookie cutter development with a front entrance and a back entrance. The front entrance goes back through town and you can find your way to a light to safely get across the highway. The back entrance, leads you out straight onto the highway where there is at the moment, is no nice signal light. You basically take your chances with your life. I use the back entrance because it's closer and I don't have to cross traffic to head back to work. To go towards the light, would be a complete waste of time. Unless I'm dying.

Today as with any other day, I head towards the highway. There is a blue mustang there waiting to cross traffic and head back towards town. I pull up beside her as I am making a right onto the highway. As I glance over at oncoming traffic, I see this cow becoming very animated and hit her steering wheel. Geez lady, yea there is traffic but it's gonna be ok. She is going on and on to her teenage daughter and now the daughter is looking up at me with a smirk. Yep. This fat fucking crackhead is bitching in her car about me, blocking her fucking view of oncoming traffic. I mean, if you think about it she'll go a split second after I do and is that such a hardship?

I try to pretend to ignore the daughter continuing to look at me and decide, well here we part ways traffic is starting to clear. Then. Get. This. She fucking shoo'd me with her hands. As if she were done with me. So I mouthed slowly for her to go do some more crack and peeled out onto the highway. My only regret is that I hope her daughter can't read lips.

This is why I get to call her a fat fucking crackhead. She's one of those yellow bleach #'s who wears her daughters tank tops even though she really shouldn't. I'm fat so I get to pull the card. If you do something so stupid that I have to pull out the fat crackhead comment, you earned it. If I do something tomorrow and you call me a fat asshole, so be it.

So to you, fugly mama? Put the pipe down and GO TO THE LIGHT. And be careful who you are shoo-ing. I don't wanna have to cut a bitch in front of her kids. Slow down. Maybe hit a meeting. I think they are Thursdays at the Catholic church.

posted by Autumn's Mom at 12:32 PM - 12 WTF!