Scene from a Kitchen
My husband is cooking fish and chips right now. Sounds that can be heard from kitchen,
"Woo Hoo! That's fucking Hot." As he dumps potatoes into fryer.
Later..
He: "Try the fish" Wags tail and pants
Me: "Can I just have it with dinner?"
He: "You don't love me or my fish" Pouts
Me: "I love you dear. You and the motherfucking fish."
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