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   TO THE ALIENS WHO ABDUCTED KENNY ROGERS
   
    Bring him back you mother fuckers!
 This is Kenny
 
  
 This?
 
  
 NOT KENNY.  He sings like Kenny.  He sounds like Kenny.  When he smiles I see a glimpse of Kenny.  But DAMN.  That ain't him.  So bring him back.  Seriously, we'll let you have Tom Cruise and his baby alien.  I swear.
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