Crazy Thursday Thirteen
Based on a crazy dream I had last night, I give you thirteen reasons why I should not have another baby. haha
1) Left baby alone in apartment with doors unlocked while I went to get formula. Probably not a good idea.
2) Went to crappy store to get formula but didn't get bottles. As I was headed back home to the baby, it occurred to me that still wouldn't be able to feed the baby. I actually checked my boob for lactation at this point. Nope, still floppy.
3) Same crappy store, no diapers in packages. They were just strewn all over the place. Why didn't I go to Target???
4) Spent hours in crappy store while baby was left alone. What was I thinking?
5) I don't think I saw baby once during this long strange dream. Couldn't tell you if it was a boy or a girl.
6) Couldn't keep a hold of Autumn in the dream either. I'd call out for her and she'd pop in and out as she pleased. Apparently, I can't keep a hold of my children. Why didn't I have her stay home with the baby???
7) I don't think this baby had a father. M was not a part of this dream at all.
8) At some point, I thought it would be a good idea to buy baby food. You know, for a newborn?? When I looked down at what I'd bought, it was a jar of pigs feet. I don't know any babies who eat pigs feet.
9) After shopping for this starving baby, I stopped to watch a swim meet. Don't ask.
That's really the gest of the dream. Sometimes, even in my dreams, I can't believe what an idiot I am.
It's a spare the air day today. I'm supposed to check on my elderly. Ma? You got your air on?? Papa Stick? You staying cool? Ok. That is all.
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