Do You Effervescent??
I'm getting real paranoid about getting sick before my trip down to Disneyland. I don't usualy care so much about getting sick, because hey, it's a few days off from work. I really want to enjoy myself on vacation, of course. Last night I bought some Airborne. I've heard a lot of talk, but apparently I missed the part where they said this stuff was an effervescent that you drink. GACK! It's a two toned kind of a drink with the first taste being a little orangey. Like really watered down orange juice followed by that nasty alka seltzer like crap. Yea, it's totally like CRAP. I'm trying to choke it down. Each swallow is followed by a shot of Sprite Zero. I'm not real good with selzter. It gets into the back of my throat and I feel like I want to hurl.
I'm drinking it though. For Mickey. I don't want to be all boogary and have to use his nice coat for a tissue. You know, when you get that big hug and you just rub your runny nose a little on someone's shoulder? You know you've done it. Please. I've got my hand sanitizer, disinfectant wipes and some ASSBORNE. I'm ready to fight baby!
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