Questions
Why do I stay up late, watching inconsequential shows on TV?
Why did The Bachelor pick Jen? Was it because she put out? Poor Sadie.
Why does the sun go down and I start eating like a cow? It's like when the wolfman turns into well the wolfman by the light of the moon. He doesn't have any control, and neither do I. I guess I become COW-WOMAN. graze graze graze.
Why does the earth spin in circles around the sun? How about we try cartwheels?
Why is my hair so short? Never use the word chop when describing what you want to the hairstylist. They get a crazed look in their eyes.
and Why oh Why does Britney feel that in order to make a comeback, she must be escorted across the country by the anti-christ Parasite Hilton and show her Vah-jayjay to every photographer from here to the Mississippi? Cover it up! You are somebody's mother!
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