I Wanna Be An American Idol, NOT!
So, is everyone watching American Idol except J? I tell everyone I'm not going to watch the auditions, cause they are just so very very bad. Yet, here I am crouched up under my desk with my arms reaching up to type this to you.
This little boy right now must have just said he has the vocal range of Mariah Scary and he's got the best talent so far.
M asks me, "Is he singing that song from Titanic??"
Me, "Uh, is that what it is?" My fucking heart will go on. No, I think if I watch the rest of this shit, my heart will just stop beating. Forever.
Coming up, Jewel slits her wrists on national television.
And later, Paula and Simon finally have sex in Randy's lap.
Dot OUT.
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