And now we join the Ass Repairman Tales already in progress
Ass Repairman, "I can't find the line."
Us, "Really. Can't find it huh?"
Ass Repairman grumbles and mumbles back and forth from the attic.
Ass Repairman, "We've got problems. I got nothin."
Us (muffled laughter), "Ya don't say?" Which is why we've also called another phone company to HOOK US UP.
Ass Repairman, "The problem is I need to get a line from Here to THERE."
Us, "Here to there, sounds complicated. Can you handle it Ass Repairman."
This was followed by complete silence.
Ass Repairman quotes are REAL people. This is what goes on out in the sticks. I know you were wondering, wonder no more.
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