THIS IS THE POST WHERE I TALK ABOUT SNOT
I hope that doesn't turn you away. There is a lot of snot going on around here. Mr. Mucus showed up at the door the other day. I don't know who let him in, but he's back with a vengeance.
I have been sick a lot this winter. I've decided I'm done. Unfortunately, the people I choose to spend my days with apparently are not done. There is sickness on either side of me today. Throat clearing, booger blowing, females with low manly voices sickness! I need some antiseptic wipes and I need them NOW. I keep imagining that feeling you get in the back of your throat and you think, "Am I getting sick???" and you swallow a lot?? You know what I mean. NO. Not gon do it. Not this time sister. I've got places to be, people to do. Don't have time for snot. Please excuse me while I go gargle with dial soap and wash my hands 50 times under scalding hot water.
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