Dilema
Which movie do you want to see??
I'm just not so sure I can sit through John Travolta in a female fat suit. He's not the hunk of my dreams any longer. He's gotten way too squishy (and I'm not talking about his physique, that's still rockin). I mean that he's overly sensitive.
I was surprised when Autumn expressed interest in going to see it. Although, when I stop to think about it, she does like movie musicals..Grease, Chicago and of course the insanely popular High School Musical. Anyway, I'll see whatever she wants I guess. D'OH!
On a completely different note, my SIL, the effervescent LynnDenise with more poly in her grip, is watching old reruns of 90210. It's from season 2 where Brenda meets a dude in her Cardiofunk class and considers cheating on the always brooding Dylan. And it got me to thinking about truly some haneous exercise wear. Spandex? YUCK I had this crazy shiny outfit that had tiger-esq phsycodelic lines running through it. I looke like a liger from alice in wonderland in them.
Then there was the thong leotard. More like REOTARD. What a bunch of shit that was. I remember back in the day, my roommate and I had a membership to this crap called Body Beautiful. It was just for ladies and we'd take aerobic classes and stuff. I remember going out and specifically buying this stupid blue and pink thong reotard and short pants to wear there. Why??? I think because I wanted to fit in with the rest of the crowd. What exactly was the point? There weren't any guys to flaunt our junk at. I could see the thong, you know, if you want to attract a guy that way. But we all know that never goes anywhere. How can we keep telling dudes, my eyes are up here when we are wearing a thong? Just doesn't work.
Rant over, we now resume regular scheduled programming.
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