Deordorant Breath
I ran out of my favorite deordorant yesterday. Saying I have a favorite deordorant sounds funny to me. I'm particular about it. I like it to be clear, do it's job and not have an overpowering scent. I've been buying Secret in a lavendar scent. It's powerful as it prevents those nasty pit stains (don't go gettin all ladylike, we all have had them) and it's a nice scent that I only smell when I first apply it then I forget about it for the rest of the day.
Well this morning, I'm rummaging throughy my drawer to see if I have anything to get me by til I can get to Target tonight and low and behold I find one. And then I sigh heavily. It's Secret brand, but its a white solid and it's baby powder fresh. Why I would have even bought this I have no idea..unless maybe it was on clearance. Baby powder fresh is fine when you are 13, but not 37. Everytime I move, I get a whiff of baby butt coming from my pits. Not exactly the scent I was trying to promote today.
So, if you see me in Target tonight, sampling the deodorants? Just walk away.
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