Why Internet Dating Sucks Donkey Balls
As I was lying in bed Saturday night watching Weeds Season 2 (so fucking good) I got a text message. I was pretty sure it was the number of the first idiot I met thru the internet personals, but I'd deleted his phone number since I knew we weren't going to be talking any more.
"Hey Trica" It said. What a dumb fucking dumbfuck.
"Who is this?" I reply. Knowing full well it was him.
"It's Fuckface" He answered.
"Oh" Was all I could muster.
"Who is this??" He came back. Now I don't want to play anymore.
"I think you have the wrong #" Hoping to put it to rest.
Seriously, dude, get your bitches STRAIGHT. No wonder you live in your room and you have no one to play with but yourself.
Dumb Fucking Dumbfuck.
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